The Techies Talk Show
Episode 5
Squee: Hey, sup WoW
Spleen: WoW?
Squee: WoW = World of Warcraft
Spleen: Oh ok.
Squee: Anyways, you know how Roshan now drops Aegis and revives every 10 minutes?
Spleen: Yeah?
Squee: I've been wondering how Roshan is feeling about it.
Spleen: Your point being?
Squee: WE'VE BROUGHT ROSHAN IN FOR AN INTERVIEW!
Spleen: Hoorayzor!
Roshan: Hi Goblins. Rawr.
Squee: How do you feel about the new changes to you?
Roshan: They are pretty cool, yeah? I get to revive instead of being dead for good everytime.
Spleen: But you are weaker than before even if you do revive stronger each time.
Roshan: Doesn't matter though. I still get to own noobs.
Squee: Where did you learn to speak english?
Roshan: Errr... I had english lessons a few years back in Golem school.
Spleen: There's no such thing as...
Korrawi: Shhh
Spleen: Oh yeah, that Golem. School.
Squee: ...
Roshan: So techies, can I ask you guys questions now?
Spleen: Roshan, that's not in the script.
Roshan: I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS I WANNA ASK. I'M IN CONTROL OF THIS SHOW NOW.
*Roshan stuns Squee, Spleen and Korrawi*
Roshan: Now answer my questions.
Squee: SQUEEK!
Spleen: SPLEEK!
Korrawi: Ok... 3 questions.
Roshan: Fine. One, are you gay?
Squee: Not gonna answer that one.
Spleen: Neither.
Korrawi: No.
Roshan: Two, really?
Squee: Not gonna answer that one.
Spleen: Neither.
Korrawi: Yes.
Roshan: Three, do you have any Xtra Large Comdoms?
Squee: No.
Spleen: No.
Korrawi: No. Ok, that's your 3 questions, 'Roshan'.
Roshan: Awww, ok, bye bye now.
*Roshan leaves*
Squee: Umm, why did he take over the show just to ask if we were gay and to ask if we had any Xtra Large Comdoms?
Spleen: Have no idea. Weird... I think it means something about Roshan we don't know.
Squee: Hmmm, I just can't put my finger on it.
*Roshan comes crashing back in*
*Squee and Spleen freak out*
Roshan: GUYS!
Squee: Oh shit.
Roshan: I forgot my coat. Ok bye now.
Squee: Phew, thought he heard what you said Spleen.
Spleen: Yeah phew. He's deaf too.
*Roshan comes crashing back in*
*Squee and Spleen freak out*
Roshan: SPLEEN! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME!?
Spleen: That you, are, err... cool.
Roshan: Ok, that's alright. See ya.
Squee: Umm, I think we should end the show here.
Spleen: Me too.
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