BATTLE OF THE ELITE DOTA TEAMS

Episode 1

Squee: So Spleen, what you been up to lately?

Spleen: Been a lil sad emoish lately. Feel like I wanna suicide .

Squee: , remember our agreement with Furion that we weren't going to be suiciding anymore because of complaints?

Spleen: ZzZ, there weren't enough complaints for him to have the right to do that. Unfair.

Squee: Oh how many complaints were there again?

Spleen: A tiny percentage of the Sentinel population.

Squee: Precisely plox.

Spleen: A tiny 98.9 percent

Squee: Sif only that much.

Spleen: Alright fine, it was 99.9 percent.

Squee: SPLEEN!

Spleen: ... 100 percent

Squee: So the whole of the Sentinel = tiny percentage?

Spleen: errr... Yeah course. Learn some maths, Squee.

*Squeen and Spleen will be back after the ads. Don't go anywhere!*

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME OWNAGE!? YEAH!
LOUDER! ARE YOU READY!? YEAH!

THEN BUY THIS CHICKEN FOR ONLY 225 GOLD TODAY! , THAT CHEAP, WHAT HAS THE WORLD SUCCUMBED TO! EVERYONE WILL BUY IT! GO GO GO BEFORE WE SELL OUT, COOLDOWN IS A TINY 2 SECONDS, HURRY BEFORE YOU HAVE TO WAIT AN HOUR IN LINE JUST TO GET A CHCIKEN CAUSE OF THE COOLDOWN.

Squee: Welcome back to the Teches Talk Show.

Spleen: Hey Squee, you know that tiny goblin that carries a barrel round and follows us around?

Squee: Yeah what about him?

Spleen: They acknowledge that we're actually triplets if you include him. Is he our bro?

Squee: He's our bro from another hoe, I think.

Spleen: How come Icefrog didn't give him a name, he has rights too you know!

Squee: Yer, what's up with that.

Spleen: We've brought him in today to talk to.

Squee: Unnamed bro from another hoe, how did you feel when Icefrog didn't name you but he named us two?

Unnamed bro from another hoe: Well, I felt sad and suicidal.

Spleen: There we have it folks, HE WANTS A NAME AND HE HAS RIGHTS.

*Squee kicks him out of the door*

Squee: ...Yeah, rights, right...

Spleen: To support his appeal in having a name, go to the link, wait its outdated now and Korrawi's too lazy to find another one.

Squee: Well, that's all the time we have for today's show. See you next time on the Techies Talk Show!