BATTLE OF THE ELITE DOTA TEAMS

Episode 3

Squee: We have a special guest today.

Spleen: Hooray (sarcasm)... who is it?

Squee: Guess.

Spleen: Michael Jackson?

Squee: ...Ok folks, we'll wait down for Spleen to decide to lay off the marijuana.

*10 minutes later*

Spleen: Fine, I'll get some troll drug doctor help.

Squee: Ok. Well, the special guest is none other than... OUR VERY OWN SVEN, THE ROGUE KNIGHT!

Spleen: Woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot.

Sven: Hi guys, our names all start with S .

Spleen: ....

Sven: Sorry, I was never very good at school. Couldn't think of anything better to say.

Squee: You were meant to say, I am pumped up because of Soul Booster, available at your local, Level 2 recipe shop. Recipe ingredients available at Squee and Spleen Shop

Sven: Woops.

Spleen: Anyways, how did you get so pumped up?

Sven: I worked out a lot... at the gym.

Squee: Omfg, we just told you what you were supposed to say, didn't you memorise the script before coming in?

Sven: No?

Spleen: Wow, your slow.

Squee: Ok, let's try this one more time. You have to say something like this, 'I am pumped up because of Soul Booster, available at your local Level 2 recipe shop. Recipe ingredients available at Squee and Spleen Shop

Sven: Something like this

Spleen: Omfg.

Squee: OK, one more time. Say 'I am pumped because of Soul Booster, available at your local Level 2 recipe shop. Recipe ingredients available at Squee and Spleen Shop

Sven: I am strong because of soul booster, get at level too shop. in-gre-di-ents, available at techies shop.

Spleen: ......

Squee: Close enough.

Spleen: Now get out.

Sven: Wahhh, it's not my fault I'm stupid.

Squee: Yes it is, now get out.

*Sven leaves sulking*

Spleen: I was hoping for a smarter Sven than that.

Squee: Me too.

Spleen: Yeah

Squee: We're out of time too, Sven's stupidness took up the whole show. Anyways, we'll say what we were gonna say next time.

Spleen: Cya.