BATTLE OF THE ELITE DOTA TEAMS

Episode 4

Squee: We're here today with the writer of '100001 Ways To Kill a Ghoul'

Spleen: ULFSAAR, THE URSA WARRIOR!

Ulfsaar: Hihi.

Squee: Why don't you read the whole book for us?

Spleen: Err, Squee... It's gonna take ag...

Ulfsaar: Okie dokie. 1. Punch them. 2. Claw them. 3. Sword them...

An endless war later.

Ulfsaar: 100001. I'd like to buy some milk please....

Another endless war later.

Ulfsaar: ... Errr... I just want real milk that taste like full cream milk. This tastes like full cream milk with only 2 percent fat. *pulls a 2 dollar real coin out of nowhere and pays the old lady*.. Finished! Hope you enjoyed my 100001 Ways To Kill A Ghoul book!

*Squee and Spleen wake up*
*Squee yawns*

Squee: Oh your done? Finally. Great book.

Ulfsaar: Would you like me to read my book on 'How to buy Books written by Ulfsaar?

Spleen: NO.

Ulfsaar: Ok, here we go. 1. Go to the local store and buy a book. 2. Go to the local store and buy TWO of my books. 3. Go to the local store and buy THREE of my boo...

Squee: Sigh, SECURITY!

*Ulfsaar get's dragged out by the security*

Spleen: Well, we still have some time left.

Squee: Ok, let's go to an ad.

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Squee: Muhhahaha, we're out of time now cause of that ad. You guys thought there would be more after the ad.

Spleen: OWNED. THERES NO MORE.

Squee: LOL NO MORE TRUE!

Spleen: I BET THEIR PISSED THAT THERE'S NO MORE!

Squee: LOL YEAH. SUCKY MY GREEN *BEEP*s

Spleen: No more, no more, no more, neh neh neh neh.

Squee: Rofl, owned suck, there's no more in this show

*Squee and Spleen babble on about there being no more for an hour or so*

Laptop's at the tech. Stuck with home pc for a few days.