BATTLE OF THE ELITE DOTA TEAMS

Episode 2

Spleen:_ HELLO AUSTRALIA! I mean World of Dota and welcume to the...

*Squee snorts*

Spleen: Squee, wake up, we're on.

Squee:_ Oh yeah and welcome to the?

Spleen: Omg, remember your lines ffs. WELCuME TO THE TECHIES TALK SHOW!

Squee:_ Today, I wanted to talk about the rising inflation that's happening all around the World of Warcraft.

Spleen:_ 700 gold for an empty bottle. Honestly.

Squee:_ 5200 biggies for two magic swords.

Spleen: Since when do I go to slay koboldss just to rummage through their bags to only find 7 gold. GET SOME GOLD YOU BASTARD KOBOLDS!!! Kobold's slay gold isn't helping.

Squee: Let's go take this up with Blizzard.

Spleen: Yeah, time to make a stand in this inflation. Let's protest.

Squee: YEAH LET'S!

Spleen: Our producer, Korrawi has just informed us that we are unable to protest to Blizzard because we are unable to get out of the gaming world in to the real world where Blizzard is.

Squee: THEN LET'S TAKE IT UP WITH ICEFROG!!!!

Spleen: YEAH LET'S.

Squee: Our producer, Korrawi has just informed us that we are unable to protest to Icefrog because he is too much of a pussy to tell anyone where he lives. Also the fact that we can't get in to the real world.

Spleen: Ok then, let's attack Icefrog's computer.

Squee: YEAH LET'S!

Spleen: Our producer, Korrawi has just informed us that we have to finish the show before we go anywhere.

Squee: Oh em gee, whatever happened to 'It's a free country.'

Korrawi: Squeen and Spleen happened to it. OH SHIT!

Squee and Spleen: DO NOT RUN! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!

*Squee and Spleen suicide on Korrawi*

Please standby while Squee, Spleen and Korrawi revive. Oh wait, we're out of time. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE TECHIES TALK SHOW!